Papa Joe 
Dogs is Funny People
 
Lyrics
Dogs is Funny People (c)2002 by Joe Kretschmer

Dogs is funny people, you don't know where they've been.
Big floppy ears come out of their head, fur all over their skin.
Dogs is funny people, yes indeed, yessiree; dogs is part of your family.

Dogs is funny people, everyone knows this.
Drink right out of the toilet bowl, then give you big wet kiss.
Dogs is funny people, yes indeed, yessiree; dogs is part of your family.

Dogs everywhere, runnin? around, jumpin? in the car and goin? to town.
Bayin? at the moon, barkin? at the door; chewin? up your slippers and a whole lot more!

Dogs is funny people, everybody knows.
Got a collar around their neck, don't wear panty hose.
Dogs is funny people, yes indeed, yessiree; dogs is part of your family.

Dogs is funny people, they got nothing on their mind,
Stick their head in the garbage can; eat whatever they find.
Dogs is funny people, yes indeed, yessiree; dogs is part of your family.

Big dogs, little dogs, short hair or long; dogs that aren?t anywhere in this song
Sittin? under the table waitin? for scraps; goin? for walks and takin? long naps.

Dogs is funny people, 'way back to old King Tut.
When they meet another dog, gotta sniff each other's butt.
Dogs is funny people, yes indeed, yessiree; dogs is part of your family.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Music Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Performance Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Description
Short Song Description:
Dogs are funny people!
Metadata
Song Length: 2:25
Primary Genre: Folk-General
Secondary Genre: -
Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: General
Language: English