Papa Joe 
I Hope Santa Kicks Your Butt For Christmas
 
Lyrics
I Hope Santa Kicks Your Butt For Christmas (C)2000 by Joe Kretschmer

All this year you?ve given me nothing but grief.
You?ve tormented me, every day, without a bit of relief.
Now the holidays are here; Christmas spirit fills the air,
So when it comes to season?s greetings I?ll be brief?

[Chorus]
I hope Santa kicks your butt for Christmas,
And his reindeer leave little presents on your rug.
I hope your First Noël, will be a night in Hell,
And all your Christmas cards come back stamped: ?Bah, Humbug!?
Yeah, I hope Santa kicks your butt for Christmas
And your New Year?s Eve turns out to be a great big bore?
?Cause I?m making it real clear; I?ve had it up to here,
And I?m not gonna take it any more.

[Bridge]
Yeah, I?ll rearrange your Christmas lights, so they spell out nasty words and slights.
And when your neighbors recognize their names, they?ll roast your chestnuts on an open flame?

I hope Santa kicks your butt for Christmas.
And his reindeer leave souvenirs on your front porch.
I?ll put women?s underwear, in your stocking hung with care.
And when your wife discovers it, she?ll sue you for divorce.
Yeah, I hope Santa kicks your butt for Christmas.
And the IRS comes to audit you this year.
But if you come to me, don?t expect any sympathy,
I?ll just cry a big old crocodile tear.
[tags:] ?And I?ll slam the door and get myself a beer.
?And for me it?ll be a very good new year.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Music Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Publisher Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Performance Credits: Joe Kretschmer
Description
Short Song Description:
A revenge Christmas song
Long Song Description:
A man sings out his frustration against an enemy by describing how he hopes Santa will mistreat him at Christmas time
Metadata
Song Length: 2:36
Primary Genre: Unique-Holiday
Secondary Genre: Country-Contemporary
Tempo: Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Holidays - Xmas
Mood 1: Irate
Mood 2: Mad
Language: English